One guy went to the drugstore to buy some condoms. He asked, “What do you have?” The clerk replied, “We just got in some new ones for the olympics. There are gold, silver and bronze ones.” The customer said, “OK, I’ll take one of each.”
When he got home he told his wife, “I just got some new condoms for the Olympics. There are gold, silver and bronze ones. Which should I use?” His wife said “Silver.”
“Why’s that honey?”
“So you cum second.” she said with a smile.