An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy on a very cold day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.”
The mother replied, “Put them between your legs. Your body heatwill warm them up.”
The daughter did as she was told and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend, and he said, “My hands are freezing cold.”
The girl replied, “Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.”
So he did, and warmed his hands.
The following frigid day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, “My nose is really cold.”
The girl replied, “Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up.” So he did, and warmed his nose.
The next below-freezing day the boyfriend was again riding with the daughter (there isn’t much else to do in Amish-country) and he said, “My penis is frozen solid.”
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and said, “Have you ever heard of a penis?”
Slightly concerned, the mother said, “Why yes. Why do you ask?”
The daughter replied, “Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don’t they?”