Chicken at the Movies

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!”

The girl tells him that he CAN’T take a chicken into the theatre, so he goes around the corner, and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theatre, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his pants so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Susan. She elbows Lucy and whispers, “Lucy, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!”

Lucy whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it … you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

Susan says, “I KNOW … but this one’s eating my POPCORN!!”

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