Blind WalMart Associate

A woman goes into Walmart to buy her husband a rod and reel set. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the cash register. There is a Walmart “Associate” standing there wearing dark sunglasses. The lady says, “Excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says, “Ma’am, I’m blind, but if you will drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.” She didn’t believe him, but dropped the rod and reel on the counter anyway. The cashier said, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with a Penn 202 reel and 12 lb. Test line…it’s a good all-around rod and reel, and it’s on sale for $20.00.”

She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s just what I’m looking for, so I’ll take it.” The cashier walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime, the woman farts.

At first, she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way the cashier could tell it was her, being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50, please, Ma’am.”

She says, “But didn’t you say it was on sale for $20.00?”

He replies, “Yes Ma’am, the rod and reel are on sale for $20.00, but the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink-bait is $2.50.”

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