You Know You’re a 90’s Kind of Redneck if …

You mow your lawn and find a keyboard

You don’t understand why women get scared of mice when there is one on your desk

You have a 300 bps modem under the sink in your bathroom

Your bathroom has an internet connection

You find parts of old computers in your front yard

You have more broken printers than car engines in your yard

Your old style redneck neighbor dosen’t understand why you drink the soft drink Mountain Dew

Your T-Shirt reads C:DOS C:DOS RUN RUN DOS/RUN

You have no sex life, love life, or any other life

You can download MP3 files off of a 286 that you somehow got to run Windows 95

You relate to any of the stuff in this list

You know what CPM stands for

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