You mow your lawn and find a keyboard
You don’t understand why women get scared of mice when there is one on your desk
You have a 300 bps modem under the sink in your bathroom
Your bathroom has an internet connection
You find parts of old computers in your front yard
You have more broken printers than car engines in your yard
Your old style redneck neighbor dosen’t understand why you drink the soft drink Mountain Dew
Your T-Shirt reads C:DOS C:DOS RUN RUN DOS/RUN
You have no sex life, love life, or any other life
You can download MP3 files off of a 286 that you somehow got to run Windows 95
You relate to any of the stuff in this list
You know what CPM stands for