One day a young 5 year old walked into the bathroom while his mother was getting out of the shower, and saw her nude. Quickly she covered herself with a towel, and the boy asked: “Mommy, what was that hairy black thing?”
His mother replied: “Honey, that’s my magic Black sponge.”
Later that day, the young boy walked into the kitchen and asked his mother to show him the magic black sponged again, but she replied that she lost it. About ten minutes later the boy came running back to the kitchen yelling, “MOMMY, MOMMY, I found your Magic Black Sponge. Dad is cleaning it with his face at the neighbors house!”