Don’t Make Me Late

A little boy got up late one Sunday morning and had to hurry to get dressed to go to church. Leaving the house and on the way to church he kept repeating to himself, “Please, God, don’t make me late. Please, God don’t make me late.”

When he arrived at the church he rushed up the steps and fell, he made a huge sigh and looked up at heaven and said, “Jesus Christ, you didn’t have to push me.”

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