Sweaty Cowboy

A grizzled-looking cowboy bursts into a saloon, goes over to the bar, and pounds loudly with his fist.

The bartender rushes over and the cowboy snarls, “I just got off the range! I’m hot, I’m dusty, and I’m so thirsty that I could lick the sweat off a bull’s balls!”

Over in the corner, a slightly built cowboy dressed in pink chimes sweetly, “Mooooo, moooooo …”

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