A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
“Where are you hurting?”, asked the Dr. “You have to help me, I hurt all over,” she said.
“All over? Be a little more specific” said the Doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled. “Ouch, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “That hurts, too.”
Then she touched her right earlobe, “That even hurts” she cried.
The Doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, “Are you a natural blonde?”
“Why, yes,” she said.
“I thought so,” said the doctor, “You have a broken finger.”