Bumper Snickers
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
Thank you for pot smoking.
If at first you don't succeed ... blame someone else and seek counseling.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No Hard Feelings".
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
The earth is full - Go home
I have the body of a God ... Buddha
So many pedestrians - So little time
Cleverly disguised as a Responsible Adult
Honk if anything falls off
He who hesitates is not only lost ... but miles from the next exit
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere
Body by Nautilus; Brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
Don't be sexist - Broads hate that
Heart attacks ... God's revenge for eating His animal friends
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
Saw it ... Wanted it ... Had a fit ... Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
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