The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence, will get to take me out on a date!
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Collie says, “That’s not good enough.”
The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
She says, “That’s not creative.”
Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone … cheese mine.”