I Won The Da*n Lottery

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The husband says, “Oh My God! No shit!?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The wife yells back, “It doesn’t matter. Just get the hell out!”

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