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Category: One-Liner


It’s a Boy!!!

Twelve years ago today, my friend Dave came out running and screaming, “IT’S A BOY!!!” with tears streaming down his face…

We never went back to Thailand again.

Posted on April 23, 2025Author jokebarnCategories Body / Anatomy / Health, Geography, One-Liner, RelationshipsTags Boy, friend, Thailand

Cows Smoking in a Card Game

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.

That’s right, the steaks were pretty high.

Posted on March 26, 2025Author jokebarnCategories Animals, One-LinerTags cow, high, joint, smoking

Magician

Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

A: Ian.

Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021Author jokebarnCategories One-LinerTags magic

Good at Poetry

They told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.

But so far, I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they’re lovely.

Posted on February 7, 2021February 5, 2021Author jokebarnCategories Miscellaneous, One-LinerTags dyslexic, poetry
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