Category: Insults

Yo Mamma

Yo mamma is so fat she stepped in one side of the mall and came out the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat she stood up and said I found Nemo.

Yo mamma is so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doin she said, “I’m moving”.

Yo mamma is so fat she uses aircraft carriers for waterskis.

yo mamma is so stupid she tried to drown yo gold fish.

Yo mamma is so fat she was walkin outside with a raincoat on and someone passed by and said “Taxi!Taxi!!”

Yo mamma is so old she sat by Jesus in the third grade.

Yo mamma is so old her social security number is 1.

funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat outside people yelled, “taxi!”

When yo mama went to the beach to tan people started throwing water on her screaming, “save the whale!”

Yo mama’s so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama’s so fat when she wore a shirt with an “X” on it a helicoptor landed on her.

Yo mama’s so ugly she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo mama’s so ugly yo daddy drives her to work so he doesn’t have to drop her off.

Yo mama’s so fat when you walk around her you get lost.

Yo mama’s so stank her teacher gave her an A for not raising her hand.

Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.