It is Hard Being a Dick

It’s hard being a dick.

I have a head I can’t think with.

An eye I can’t see out of.

I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.

And alot of times I just have to hang in there.

But, sometimes, when I am let free, I barf all over the whole damned place.

And now that I have AIDS and my whole fu*king life is waisting away I have now realized it wasn’t worth it after all.

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