Hungry Calf

There were these two guys who went fishing, one guy got stung by a bee. “Damn”, he said, “every time I turn around I get stung.” The other guy says, “hell, you could tie me to that tree down there naked and I would never get stung.”

The other guy took him up on it and tied him to a tree naked. He walked back up threw the pasture and crossed the fence and went to the next bar. A couple of hours later the guy remembered his friend he rushed back and he was slumped over out cold.

The guy says, “hey, wake up did ya get stung? did ya get stung?”

The guy was pissed, “NO, YOU son of a bitch doesn’t that calf have a mother?????”

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