Joe died.
Before entering heaven, Joe stopped at the gates. The gate master then told him that here, in heaven, there was only one rule. “Don’t step on the ducks!”
Joe nodded in agreement. This shouldn’t be too hard, right? Well, once inside the gates of heaven, Joe met two men. After conversing with them for quite some time, the three decided to see what would happen if they stepped on a duck. So one of Joe’s friends did, and as soon as it happened, two angels came down and magically cuffed the man to the ugliest woman ever. It was punishment.
A couple weeks later, Joe’s other friend suffered the same fate.
Walking along, one day, Joe was picked up by two angels and cuffed to a glorious, sexy woman who he would gladly go to bed with.
Curiously, he asked. “Why have I been hand cuffed to such a gorgeous woman?”
The woman rolled her eyes and replied.
“I don’t know, I stepped on a duck.”