Yo mama is so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat outside people yelled, “taxi!”
When yo mama went to the beach to tan people started throwing water on her screaming, “save the whale!”
Yo mama’s so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama’s so fat when she wore a shirt with an “X” on it a helicoptor landed on her.
Yo mama’s so ugly she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo mama’s so ugly yo daddy drives her to work so he doesn’t have to drop her off.
Yo mama’s so fat when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama’s so stank her teacher gave her an A for not raising her hand.
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.