Bumpersnickers

* CATS: The other white meat

* Dain bramaged

* Don’t be sexist – broads hate that

* Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

* Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

* Boldly going nowhere

* CAUTION – Driver legally blonde!

* Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

* He’s not dead, He’s electroencephalographically challenged

* Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

* How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

* I’m an imbecile and I vote

* Money Isn’t Everything… But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

* If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now

* Saw it… Wanted it… Had a fit… Got it!

* WARNING! Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition

* If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re a butthead.

* Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

* You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!

* JESUS SAVES…He Passes It To Gretzky…Gretzky Shoots. He Scores!

* Jesus is coming! Look busy!

* You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

* Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

* My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

* Grow your own dope, plant a man

* All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

* WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

* I need someone really bad … Are you really bad?

* All men are idiots … I married their king.

* The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

* IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

* Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

* We are born naked, wet, and hungry … Then things get worse.

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