A man and a woman meet on vacation and quickly fall in love. At the trip’s end, they decide to open up to each other.
“It’s only fair to warn you, Jody,” Bill says. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep, and breathe golf.”
“Well, I’ll be honest, too,” Jody says. “I’m a hooker.”
The man looks crestfallen for a moment, then says, “Are you keeping your wrists straight?”