What Kind Of Penis Do You Have?

What Kind Of Penis Do You Have? (or for the ladies … what’s your preference?)

The Absolut Vodka penis: It’s absolut’ perfection.
The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz … Oh, what a relief it is…
The All-State penis: You’re in good hands.
The American Express penis: Don’t leave home without it.
The Andrex Penis: Soft, Strong, and very very long
The AOL penis: It’s so easy to use, no wonder it’s #1?
The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone.
The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.

The Barq’s penis: the one with bite.
The beef penis: it’s what’s for dinner.
The Bud Lite penis: great taste, less filling.
The Barney penis: It says “I love you!”
The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Beavis penis: Look! it’s changing color!
The Beef penis: It’s what’s for dinner.
The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my bic!
The Big Red penis: It’s longer with big red.
The Borden penis: It’s GOT to be good.
The Bounty penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Budweiser penis: This bud’s for you!
The Burger King penis: Have it your way..
The Burger King penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.

The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm…
The California Lotto penis: Who’s next?
The Calloway Putter penis: It will improve your stroke.
The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good!
The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
The Champion penis: The official penis of the ’96 U.S.A olympic team.
The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it is longer.
The Charmin penis: Don’t squeeze the penis!
The Chevy penis: Like a rock.
The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip. (huh?)
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the adult thing to do.
The Citibank visa penis: It’s everywhere you want to be.
The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As interactive as you can get without
getting bruised.
The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.
The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real Thing.
The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)
The Dial penis: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right one, baby.
The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it…
The Dodge Neon penis: There’s a “lot more to love!”
The Domino’s Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less!
The Doublemint penis: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Downey Penis: Come on Downey

The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time
The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going…
The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out your little one.
The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Excedrin penis: It’s tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time!

The Flintstone’s Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing!
The Ford penis: The best never rest.
The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It’s the oooh without the ouch.
The Frosted Flakes penis: They’re GGGRRRRREEEAAATTT!
The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more?
The FTD penis: Some of life’s best moments come FTD.

The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life!
The Generic penis: One size fits all.
The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that….tree?
The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.
The GMC Envoy penis: It’s the real mcCoy.
The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically

The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine.

The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of 10 professionals.

The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle…
The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory
The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look.

The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

The Lays penis: Betcha can’t eat just one!
The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
The Life Call penis: It’s fallen and it can’t get up.
The Little Caesar’s penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
The Lucky Charms penis: It’s magically delicious!
The Luv’s penis: It’ll take a load off your mind.

The Mars Penis: A mars a day helps you work, rest and play.
The Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun.
The Macintosh penis: It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The McDonald’s penis: Over 10 billion served.
The McDonald’s penis: Have you had your break today?
The MCI penis: For friends and family!
The Men’s Healthy Magazine penis: It’s a perfect fit.
The MicroMachines penis: A whole world, in the palm your hand.
The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to go today?
The Milk penis: It does a body good!
The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less filling.
The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
The Monty Python penis: “isn’t awfully nice to have a penis”
The Monty Python penis II: “Every sperm is sacred….”
The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.

The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts?
The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey – you never know.
The Newport penis: It’s alive with pleasure.
The Nike penis: Just do it.
The Nintendo penis: Now you’re playing with power.
The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose, itching,
burning, so you can’t rest penis.

The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Phillips MOM penis: It’s always stimulant free.
The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising.
The Pizza Hut penis: Makin’ it great.
The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes into “Post Selects”
The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to make you smile.
The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can’t stop…
The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do..
The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.

The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places.
The Reese’s penis: How do you eat your penis?
The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom…

The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop!
The Sears penis: Come see the softer side.
The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Sega penis: PENIS!
The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up…
The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.
The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady.
The Sprite penis: Image is nothing… Taste is everything.
The Starburst penis: The juice is loose!
The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where the sun don’t shine.
The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat!

The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border!
The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on…….
The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take …?
The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me!
The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling.
The Transformers penis: It’s more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.

The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin.
The Virginia Slims penis: You’ve come a long way, baby!

The Wendy’s penis: Where’s the beef?
The Wizard of Oz penis: “Oh my!”

The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

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