Wal-Mart Announcement

I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide pages,

e.g. “I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter.”

One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with the following message: (I kid you not)

“I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance.”

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