The Talking Clock

A man was showing some friends his apartment. One guest asked, “What’s that big brass basin for?”

“That’s the talking clock,” answered the man.

He gave it an ear shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, “Knock it off! Don’t you know that it’s 2 a.m., you asshole?!”

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