Two bats were hanging up side down at 2:00 in the morning. One of the bats woke up and whacked his mate in the wing and asked him if he would like to go and get some blood, in which the other bat replied, “Are you crazy? Where the heck are we going to get blood at this hour of the morning?”
The first bat said, “I know just the place, come and I’ll promise you I will find us some blood!”
The 2nd bat bluntly refused, so the first took off to find his blood.
About an hour had past and the bat came back with blood dribbling out of his mouth covering his body and wings. The bat that didn’t go said “You lucky bat, where the heck did you find blood at this hour of the morning?” to which the first replied – “Do you see that tree over there?”
“Yeah, sort of.” he replied
“WELL I DIDN’T!!!!!”