Boy in a Bar

A six-year-old boy walked into a saloon and said to the barmaid, “Give me a Scotch on the rocks.”

“You’re just a kid,” said the barmaid. “Do you want to get me in trouble?”

“Maybe in a couple of years,” replied the boy. “But in the meantime, I’d still like that Scotch.”

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