Melissa and Jimmy

Jimmy Fuck had recently found out about sex and wanted to try it on his friend Melissa Pee. He went to her house and asked if he could have sex with her and she said, “No.”

So, the next day he went to her house with her favorite cookies, chocolate chip, and said to her, “I’ll give you this whole batch of cookies if you let me have sex with you.”

She said, “Well I guess so.”

So he procedes to have sex with her, when just then Melissa Pee’s mother walks in. She starts yelling and says, “Melissa Pee!”

She replies, “I can’t, I can’t!”

Her mother screams again and says, “Jimmy Fuck!”

He yells back “I am, I am.”

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