The other day, my friends and I went to a “Ladies Night Club.” One of the other girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male “dancer” came over to us, my friend licked the $10 and stuck it to his butt cheek …
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and put stuck it to his other butt cheek …
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $50 bill, and again stuck it to one of his butt cheeks …
Now the attention was focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks, and went home …