Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t

“Talk about a huge breast!”

“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”

“It’s Cool Whip time!”

“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”

“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”

“I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”

“Are you ready for seconds yet?”

“It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?”

“Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!”

“Don’t play with your meat.”

“Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.”

“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these
people at once?”

“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”

“You still have a little bit on your chin.”

“Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.”

“How long will it take after you stick it in?”

“You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”

“Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!”

“How many are coming?”

“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”

“Just lay back & take it easy

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