Halloween Buckinears

Last Halloween, a young boy with his front teeth missing showed up for a Trick-or-Treat. I asked him what was he dressed up as. He says “I’m a birate.”

“You are a what?”

“A birate!”

“Oh, a PIRATE! Well, where are your buccaneers?”

The kid gives me a startled look and says “on my buckin’ head!”

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