An Anteater Walks Into a Bar

An anteater walks into a bar and says that he’d like a drink.

“Okay,” says the bartender. “How about a beer?”

“No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o,” replies the anteater.

“Then how about a gin and tonic?”


“A martini?”


Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, “Hey, listen buddy, if you don’t mind me asking – why the long no’s?”

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