There was an airplane and three men were inside. One had a $5 bill, the other a brick, and the other a bomb.
The first man, with the brick, dropped it down on the town below. All the people below shouted, “The sky is falling!”
Then the man with the $5 bill dropped it. All the people shouted, “Its raining money!”
Then the man w/ a bomb dropped it. They heard no anwser. Then, they jumped out to see what happened. They talked to a scared looking old lady, who said “I was walking, and I farted, and then, the man behind my blew up!”