There was a boy who wnated to join a club. He walked up to the entrance, and the boy standing there told him “You must anwser these questions if you want to join the club”
“Ok” said the boy.
“The first one, how many T’s in a week? The second, how many days in a month, the next, what is God’s real name?”
The boy looked at him for a moment and said, “I’ll be back tomorrow with the anwsers”
The next day the boy came back with the answers. “There are 2 T’s in a week, today and tomorrow, there are 4 days in a month …”
“And what is God’s real name?”
“Howard” said the boy.
The other boy gasped. “How’d you know that?”
The boy shrugged and said, “Our Father, which art in Heaven, Howard be thy name.”