There were three guys, George, Tom, and Bob. They were going to heaven. On the way, a man stopped them and said, “Whatever you do, don’t step on a duck.” When they got up there, George and Tom were walking down the street and they saw Bob with the ugliest girl in the world. They asked him what had happened and he said he had stepped on a duck.
The next day, George and Bob were walking down the street and saw Tom with an even uglier girl than before. They asked him what happened and he responded that he had stepped on a duck.
So, the next day, Bob and Tom were walking down the street and they saw George with the most beatiful girl in the world. They asked what happened and the girl responded that she had stepped on a duck.