The Check Up

A fortyish woman was naked and jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her for a while and says, “You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you are doing?”

She says, “I just had my check-up and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, “Yeah, right, and what did he say about your 41 year old ass?”

“Your name never came up” she replied.

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