God Created Women First

… And God created Woman, giving her three breasts to nurse her young.

God spoke, saying to Woman,

“Woman, I have created thee first as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?”

And Woman spoke, “Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters, and you have given me two glorious hands, feet, legs, eyes, … etc. I do not need but two breasts.”

And God said, “Thou speaks wisely, as I have given you wisdom.”

There was a bolt of lightning, and it was done. Woman stood there holding her third breast in her hand.

Woman asked, “Lord, what are we going to do with this useless boob?”

And so it was, God created man

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