Q: What do you say when someone calls you ugly?
A: You say, “at least I have a face that can be ugly, rather than that hunk of crap I’m looking at right now!”
Category: Insults
Yo Daddy
Yo Daddy is so bald that when he when he wears a turtle neck, he looks like a broken condom.
Yo Mamma
Yo momma is so fat she thought the school bus was a Twinkie.
Casper and Michael Jackson
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: Ones pale and scares kids the other ones a friendly
ghost.
Your Old Mom
Your mom is so old, she went to prom with Fred Flinstone!
Your Momma’s So Fat
Your Momma’s so fat, she doesn’t have crabs, she has lobsters!
Fatty
You’re so fat, you use the Atlantic Ocean as your bathtub.
You’re So Dirty
You’re so dirty, you jumped in the water and the water jumped out.
Your Mamma
Your Mama’s So Fat …
When she jumps on the dance floor the band skips!
Her belt size is the equator!
The National Weather Service assigns names to her farts!
Men
Q: Why do only 30% of men go to heaven?
A: Any more would be hell!