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Tag: One-Liner

Michael Jackson

Q:  What does Michael Jackson call a schoolbus of kids?

A:  Meals on Wheels.

Posted on February 15, 2016Author jokebarnCategories Entertainment, RelationshipsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Michael Jackson

Tissue Dance

Q:  How do you make a tissue dance?

A:  Put a little boogey in it!

Posted on June 14, 2015June 14, 2015Author jokebarnCategories Body / Anatomy / Health, EntertainmentTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Tissue Dance

Sleep with Angelina Jolie

“You won’t sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would you?” asked the cuddling wife.

“Don’t be ridiculous!” said the husband. “How am I gonna raise a million dollars?”

Posted on June 14, 2015Author jokebarnCategories RelationshipsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Sleep with Angelina Jolie

Little Old Lady

Knock, knock?

Who’s there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Where did you learn how to yodel?

Posted on June 13, 2015Author jokebarnCategories MiscellaneousTags One-Liner

Blondes

Two blondes walked into a bar … you would think one of them would see it.

Posted on June 13, 2015Author Categories BlondeTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Blondes

When ya fall off a horse …

When you fall off a horse, kick it a few times, you’ll feel better.

Posted on June 13, 2015Author Categories AnimalsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on When ya fall off a horse …

Why aren’t there any Wal-marts in Baghdad?

Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-marts in Baghdad?

A: Because there’s a target on every corner.

Posted on June 13, 2015Author Categories PoliticsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Why aren’t there any Wal-marts in Baghdad?

Your Mama’s So Fat

She had to ask Santa to bring her some of his old clothes.

Posted on June 13, 2015Author Categories InsultsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Your Mama’s So Fat

Your Mama’s So Fat

She had to let Santa sit on her lap.

Posted on June 13, 2015Author Categories InsultsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Your Mama’s So Fat

Fly

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?

A: A Walk.

Posted on June 13, 2015Author Categories AnimalsTags One-LinerLeave a comment on Fly

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