How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove!
Category: Miscellaneous
Women Passing Gas
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Beggar on Rodeo Drive
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”