Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
An Irishman, quite drunk, is driving wildly through the streets of Dublin.
A cop, spotting the car weaving violently all over the city’s roads, races after him and pulls him over.
“So, might I ask,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
“Well constable, I’ve spent a fine evening at Patty’s Pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few pints.”
“I did all right, holding my own and all,” the drunk says with a smile.
The cop, now standing straight and folding his arms, says sternly, “Did you know that back at the intersection of Clare and Moyasta, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens!” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”