Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Men Defining Marriage
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Remember your Wives Birthday
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Classified Wives
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
African Marriages
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Punishment for Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
Beggar on Rodeo Drive
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”
Dog vs. Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
Inseparable Wife
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog
God in a Hammock
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.