Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Blowing the Military
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Owl and Rooster
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
Birth Control Tax Deduction
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don’t work.
Men Are Like …
Men are like
Man with Everything
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Chasing Women
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same thing that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Eye Contact
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Sensitive, Caring, and Good Looking Men
Q: Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Those men all have boyfriends already!