Penis Request

The penis request a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
-has to work hard;
-has to work at great depths;
-has to work upside down;
-has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
-has to work in a high humidity environment;
-does not get weekends and holidays off;
-does not get time off after extra hours of work;
-has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request Denied
For the following reasons:
-does not work 8 hours in a row;
-does not answer immediately to all requests;
-does not have a degree;
-after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
-show no fidelity to the workplace;
-retires too early;
-does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
-does not leave the workplace clean, after finishing work.

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