Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while she was taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open and, on leaving the room, she said, “Oh, Mr Smith, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a
soldier standing at attention?” She was quite witty. “Why no, Mr. Smith,” she replied, “All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.”