The President’s Drink

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he too would like a drink.

Mr. Falwell replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch these lips.”

The President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, “My apologies, I didn’t realize there was a choice … I’ll have the same thing he’s having.”

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