Confuse an Idiot

Q: How do you confuse an idiot?

A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

A: Give him 3 shovels and tell him to take his pick.

A: Give him a box of jaffas and tell him to eat the red ones last.

Q: How do you get a one-armed idiot out of a plane?

A: Wave.

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