Blonde Beautys

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said “concentrate.”

Q: Why can’t blondes take coffee breaks?
A: They’re too hard to retrain.

Q: What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A: Because they can’t fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Q: What’s the definition of eternity?
A: Four blondes at a 4-way stop.

Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
A: An air pocket.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: “This goes in front”

Q: Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button?
A: Cause some guys are blonde, too.

And the best one for last …

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: “OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!”

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