Blonde Rider

A blonde decides to try horse back riding, even though she’s had no lessons nor prior riding experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into action, galloping along at a steady and rhythmic pace.

The blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror she grabs the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grasp. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse to get to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head strikes the ground over and over.

She is mere moments from passing out when the Wal-mart manager sees her and shuts off the horse.

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