First Female Trucker

This woman goes to a truck yard to get a job as a truck driver in construction.

The head guy says: “I don’t know lady … you’ll be the first woman. Before I can hire you I’ll have to see if you fit in with the guys.

I have three questions for you …

1. “Do you drink?”
She replies, “At least a six pack a day”

2. “Do you swear?”
She replies, “Shit yeah, all the damn time!”

“OK, then, I got only one more question … you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”

She replies, “No — but I’ve been swung around by my tits a few times!”

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