Corrective Lenses

So this lady is stopped by a police officer. He asks to see her license.

She says, “Certainly, officer” and gets it out for him. He checks it out. “Lady, the license says you need corrective lenses!”

“Officer,” she replies, “I have contacts!”

“Look, lady, I don’t care WHO you know in City Hall, you’re supposed to be wearing glasses!”

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