Caintukians

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
The driver says, “Bout what?”
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Q: What’s long and hard on a Kentucky football player?
A: First grade!
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Eastern Kentucky?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Frankfort, Kentucky burned down?
A: Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Eastern Kentucky: When a couple gets divorced, they’re still brother and sister.
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Q: What’s the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
A: I-75.
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Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”
“Jus’ some chickens.”
“If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?”
“Shoot, ya guesses right and I’ll give you both of them.”
“OK. Ummmmm . . . five?”
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Q: What do a divorce in Eastern Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer.
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Q: Why do folks in Eastern Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: ‘Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Eastern Kentuckians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

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